I own a redhead.
Yup, I gave birth to him, so I own him.
They are a species unto themselves, redheads.
It's kind of like having your own little circus side-show, 24/7.
Anyone who has/knows one, knows what I mean.
Everyone loves a readhead. It's been 14 years so far and personally, I like all of the attention he gets. It makes me feel proud for some reason. Kinda like "look what I made. Pretty cool, huh?!"
He, my ginger kid Bailey (I know how ironic the name Bailey is for a redhead, but that was going to be his name, regardless), doesn't like the attention, never has. I keep telling him he needs to figure out how to "work it". Ginger's could run the world if they wanted, truly.
I found this Redhead Ranting on Twitter. Maybe she tweeted first. I don't remember.
I enjoy her rants.